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	<description>Looking Upon Your Works, in Despair</description>
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		<title>Form After Death (or, What to Do With Grandma)</title>
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		<category><![CDATA[the horror]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of the most taboo discussion topics of the modern world are finances, religion, and the smacking of children.  Yet it is death that brings out the strongest reaction in people.  Almost as distressing is the inevitable duties that follow it, such as disposing of your loved one's mortal remains.  Fortunately, there are services that aim to make this dreaded duty into a timeless insult. of<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thehandthatmocked.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8757215&amp;post=115&amp;subd=thehandthatmocked&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Leave Me at Home</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Ain&#039;t got no booooody!</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Why</media:title>
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		<title>Robot Revolution</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, the inevitable result of progress is upon us.  Robots are preparing an uprising against humankind, though those who came of age in the 1980s have been expecting this all along.  Whether it be Skynet, Omni Consumer Products, or the U.S. Government, we know someone is hard at work creating our future cruel overlords.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thehandthatmocked.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8757215&amp;post=74&amp;subd=thehandthatmocked&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Drive-By On Your Eyes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Furries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things I wish I Could Un-See]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Must Be Porn for Someone]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have traveled the internet for many years, and this is possibly one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen (and I've seen goatse).

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			<media:title type="html">orangina-subliminal-2</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Yikes</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">ew as well</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">ew also</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">drunks</media:title>
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